Monday 8 November 2010

The Looming Departure

This is one of the final chapters for The Builder. Enjoy it. The first chapter of the next book, The Departure, will be out soon! I just wanted to say thank you to those of you who read The Builder. Much love. Older chapters of The Builder here. Just so you know, Jake's story is divided into three books ;) 

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After getting over the initial shock at how amazing Jo actually was and how beautiful her body was, the following days passed like a dream. Jake found himself in a constant sated and euphoric daze, mostly because he could not believe what was happening to him. Jo had literally moved in to his house. Never one to be observant, it surprised him that he noticed nuances that seemed to make huge differences to his life. The fact that she had an abundance of shoes was the first thing he noticed. Yellow, orange, purple, black, high-heeled, wedge-heeled, peep-toed, boots, whatever he could name, thanks to growing up with Jordi - she had.


Her hair, while it was voluminous and sexy as ever - was everywhere. On his couch, on the bathroom floor, on his toothbrush – that was a shocker, in his fridge, on his bed. Everywhere. He found her fallen hair everywhere. He remembered that Jordi’s hair used to fall too, but her hair was not jet-black and long, so it really was a new experience for him. Although, her hair was nothing compared to the subtle scent she left lingering in the house.

Having never lived with any “female” save for his mother and Jordi, Jake had never noticed how the smell of a woman permeates houses, brings them alive and turns them into homes. The shower that once reeked of what Chris called “manly goodness” now smelled like her. Funnily, it also seemed a lot cleaner than what it used to be, and she had only been in his house for four days. The bed had never felt more comfortable. Every time he lay down he was enveloped in her scent. The pillows smelled of shampoo and the sheets of soap. It puzzled him that Jo could smell so wonderful and feminine, even though they both shared the same soap. Even the kitchen smelled like her. Her clothes, used or not, smelled beautiful. He could not understand it. Part of him wanted to super-glue the sheets to the mattress, if only to allow him to revel in her scent for a little longer.

She had to be the most playful, child-like woman he had ever been with. She laughed freely and easily, played pranks on him incessantly, cooked in his kitchen, and dominated his house – which strangely, over the course of a few days, had become a home. Another new experience was the affection she showed, and the affection he felt for her. She was incredibly affectionate, not just verbally but physically. She laughed all the time, her body was so warm, and she hugged him any chance she got – she was a real hugger, and she was incredibly passionate about everything that she did.

The bedroom was probably the only place where Jake could take control of the situation, and it was obvious that it was only so because she let him. It seemed as though her body was made for him, her sighs of pleasure made for his ears, her eyes made to look only at him. Her eyes. Her fathomless eyes moved him the most. He was learning how to tell when she was being sincere, when she was playing, when she was aroused – all by looking into her eyes. He knew her, almost as though he had known her long before actually meeting her. Jake had never actually met a girl who was funny, until Jo. She made him laugh, she frustrated him, she was everything and more than he had imagined.

He felt like a sap for thinking of all those things, but could not help himself. Thanking his lucky stars every morning was the least he could do for the gift that he had been given. There were times that Fallon had popped by with a movie, the three of them would watch it together, Jo huddled in Jake’s arms, Fallon cursing incessantly – Jake had begun to love his life. James was nowhere to be seen, but that could have been their fault for not leaving the house.

It seemed as though everything a man could ever want had been bestowed upon him. A beautiful girl to warm his bed, a friend like Fallon, an extraordinary accomplishment called a “weapons pay load carrier” and a dog named Hootch. It all seemed too good to be true - no one was this lucky. Just knowing that the ten days would soon be over dampened things. That and the fact that Jake felt that only James was missing.

On the fifth day, while Fallon, Jake and Jo were watching Ricky Lake – this time it was about a woman who had her sixty-seven year-old uncle’s baby and the fight that ensued between her boyfriend and the old fart – someone knocked on the front door. Fallon immediately began pretending that it was an intruder and kept saying, “Have you checked on the children?”

It was James and he did not look happy. Jake thought perhaps he felt left out. Jo and Fallon were, after all, James’ friends. The four of them were a team, but James was never included in on all the fun.

“Jake, Melon, Jo-Jo. Good afternoon,” he greeted them curtly once he was in the living room. “I, uh, I, just wanted to hang out. Like you guys,” he continued bashfully, meekly even.

“Well, well, well, ain’t this a surprise! Jamesie! Of course you’re welcome to join us! This is the first time you’ve ever joined Fallon and I on our Ricky Lake binge!” Jo exclaimed, while Fallon mysteriously appeared with a beer can in his hand and a telephone in the other while spewing lines from “When a Stranger Calls”. He handed James the beer and the four of them settled in, enjoying the comfort and safety of their friendship. They were now complete, they were a team, their future bound together by the golden ropes of destiny. Only a few days left to what they were calling “The Departure”. The ominous name hanging over their heads like anvil rain threatening to fall.





There you have it, folks. We're almost ready to start our next book!

Wednesday 3 November 2010

Chapter 24 - For the love of Pizza

Folks, it's about to get hot and heavy. Chapter 24 is out, and it's heating up, I tell ya! Enjoy! Catch older chapters of The Builder here: Chapter 23 ... sorry, but all this linking is bloody boring and time consuming. By the way, it's probable that I will finish this first book of The Builder before the end of the year ;) You know anyone that might want to publish it??

As they passed the “Welcome to Somerset! Pop 3270” sign that was probably the most interesting monument in the sleepy town, Jake wondered if he would be able to get Jo alone – even if it were just for a minute. They had ten days before the flight to Prague and Jake hoped Fallon would want to go back to wherever it was he came from if only to get clean clothes and spend a night or two in his own little haven.


That just left James. Would he be going back to “wherever it is he came from”? Jake hoped so. Jo would not leave; he knew it – felt it, sensed it. He wanted her to stay; it was time to take things to another level. He could hardly say he wanted to take things to the “next” level, so “another” level would have to suffice. While driving, sure that there would be no more “espionage” or physical threats or attacks from crazy soldiers, the four of them and the dog had agreed that there was no reason not to stay in Somerset, which comforted Jake. Though, that meant that James and Fallon would be around – all the time. Hopefully Jordi would keep him occupied.

He wanted to see Jordi, Chris and Jaimie. He wanted to see what damage Chip had done to his shop, if there was any damage at all – Chip was pretty reliable. He wanted to go back to his little house – which no one had ever been to, mostly because he never bothered to make friends and he wanted to save himself the pain of sitting through one of Jordi’s lectures on “hygiene”. He wondered if his house was okay, and if maybe an invitation to Fallon should be extended. Fallon was the only person ever to have stepped into Jake’s abode. Slyly, he thought “where Fallon goes, Jo goes”.

Mustering up all the sincerity he could, “Hey, Melon, you staying in Somerset for the next ten days?”

“Hells yeah. Have you seen the fine, wholesome women in the county? Geez, they-be-hot! Now, I don’t just know about the art of war, I know about the art of good lovin’ and them girls, they be needing some gooood lovin’,” Fallon replied with an accent so bad that James began to choke.

“So you’re staying then. Where, if I may so politely ask?” Jake said.

“With you, of course. I’ve already cased your place. It’s a dump, but it can be cleaned up. I’ll help you. We can share,” Fallon said without even stopping to consider if Jake would mind his intrusion. “Plus, Jo will want to hang out, and your place looks like a great dump-cum-hangout joint.”

“Wait!” Jo screeched. She was obviously jealous, but of who? Was the fact that Fallon wanted to stay with Jake instead of her an issue or was it that Fallon would be monopolising most of Jake’s time? Piqued at her sudden emotional outburst, Jake knew better not to press her. Fallon would do him the favour of doing just so.

“What, woman? You don’t want me to stay with big boy over here? Or you want me to stay with you and the damned dog? Speak up, she-devil, or forever hold your peace,” Fallon spewed. “Boy, I do love calling her names.”

“Easy, you, me and Jake bunk at Jake’s place!” she replied. James was laughing, obviously glad that he had nothing to do with the whole “board and breakfast” dilemma. It was a known fact that he would crash at Jordi’s place.

“Uh. No. Fallon, you stay with Jo, I have, uh, things to do,” Jake said.

“What? Fine. Don’t say we didn’t want to include you in all the fun then, Jakie-poo,” Jo replied, dejectedly.

“Yeah. Fine,” Jake snorted. So much for planning on getting her alone, in his house. That obviously was not going to happen. He used to think he was a little smoother when it came to the fairer sex, but obviously he lacked tact. He knew it was now a lost cause and would have to settle for ten days of... nothing.

As they pulled up at the driveway of the Coroner’s office, Jo produced a remote control from her bag and the shutters went up. Just like that, they were back where they started. Was it always like this? Jake wondered if this was how all scientists actually worked. It really was nothing like in the movies. They were ordered to make something by a particular deadline, and then once it was produced, they would have to wait for another order, another job, another weapon of mass destruction.

It looked so easy in Hollywood. Bombs were already made by the time the movie began, no credit given to the scientists that made them, and if the scientists were introduced, they were hideous, evil and psychotic. Nothing like Jo, except for the psychotic part. Jake spotted his truck in the garage and was eager to start her up and go home, with or without Jo... or Fallon.

He ended up going home alone to his little house, which had stale milk in the fridge and weeds conquering the garden. Fishing around the fridge for a beer, he chucked out the now curdled dairy product and made a note to “buy milk”. After his beer, he was going to have a long, much deserved shower, order-in pizza and then sleep. Hopefully for at least two days.

He felt better after the long shower, which had to be cold, mostly because he could not get Jo out of his mind. He realised he wanted her – enough to be easily thrown into a constant state of confusion and shameful arousal. Towel wrapped around his waist with another cold beer in his hand, he made the call to the “Pizza Junkstore” and turned on the television. He figured, “Who gives a shit if I don’t move from the couch for two days? Who gives a shit if I can’t be bothered to put on a pair of pants?”

There was, predictably, a football game showing. He dozed off in front of the television, revelling in the comfort of his little sofa.

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Minutes later, or hours, the doorbell rang. Jolted out his sleep by the sound of sharp rapping on the door, the only sense he possessed was the sense of smell. Happy that the pizza had finally arrived, he grabbed his wallet and head straight to the door – in his towel.

“Whoa. Holy shit, Jakie-poo! Dinner is served, dammit and you’re not dressed. So... are we swapping then? My pizza for your, uh, very own brand of tasty?” Jo exclaimed flirtatiously.

And just like that, Jake knew he had made a mistake of monumental proportion and it was going to be the best ten days of his life.


   

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